EXTRA! EXTRA! Have you seen your A.S.S.?

•March 8, 2007 • 3 Comments

THURSDAY, March 8, 2007

This reporter is pleased to announce that we have recently caught sight of the emerging superhero group, A.S.S. They were spotted yesterday at the PSHS creek, and thus, this photo:

A.S.S.

Unfortunately, all other photos were confiscated by the group’s public relations group. We apologize–but at least we managed to salvage this picture!

clipping from Paparazzi Papers, 8 March 2007

A.S.S. Trailer

•March 4, 2007 • 9 Comments

Yes, you read it right! Our trailer is up and ready for viewing!

WE NEED AN ASS TO SAVE US!

Guest starring: Ma’am Orate ;P

Email #0013

•February 27, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Sender: Production, finance and logistics division

Forwarded from: fortressofsolitude@realestateoffers.net

Subject: your application for headquarters

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Email #0012

•February 27, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Sender: Production

Subject: URGENT! Video trailer

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Email #0011

•February 26, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Sender: Black Apple < “blackapple@ass.org” >

Subject: The school year is ending xc

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Email #0010

•February 23, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Sender: Production

Subject: File 0010 ready for distribution

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Origins v1.0

•February 22, 2007 • 3 Comments

Rockers, overachievers, techies, observers.

Friends, rivals, batchmates, social trash.

Situated on various points of the high school spectrum, there were very slim chances of them having eye contact – let alone meeting. It was simply not the way the school was organized: there were rules, rules deemed as important and universal as gravity, or as great as the theory of relativity, and if ever there was anything in store for them, it would take something big to make it happen.

And something big it was – literally.

40 years of scientific experiments and pollution gone wrong. Gross miscalculation in the Chemistry department. Five students. And one meterstick.

What happens when they are all placed in the same equation?

The world’s about to find out.